Open Letter to “The Dog”

Dear Lucy, Let's get one thing straight: this is not a love letter. I only use "Dear" and your first name because Chris hates it when I refer to you as "the dog." I feel like I really need to clear the air. There has been a lot of crap between us that has gone unsaid and unacknowledged in the last two years. And, after doing some research, I now understand that you will not likely be called to doggie heaven anytime in the next ten years--so I better get used to having you around. The bottom line is that YOU ANNOY THE LIVING DAY LIGHTS OUT OF ME. It's not really any one thing...just … [Read more...]